Johnny Weak Stick Update, 2 doubles & a Single...

**Wally Cleaver** · August 25th, 2002, 07:21 PM

After todays performance Little Johnny is now hitting .241 with a incredible OBA of .281 and an OPS barely over the 600 mark! Keep it up little Johnny we love you here in Moronville Cleveland [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

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**i'm castor troy** · August 25th, 2002, 08:33 PM

Wally, your sarcasm is well below the Mendoza line of humor. Do you find no pleasure in his defensive prowess?

**The Genius** · August 25th, 2002, 08:41 PM

Sheesh, Mcreek. Did Johnny hump your old lady or something? I'm quite happy with him at 2nd. At least he makes plays that Ricky only saw on TV.

**Alex** · August 27th, 2002, 12:16 AM

3-4 today for Johnny Mac Truck.

He's hitting .253 now, on pace for 30 doubles and 10 triples if he played the whole season, not too shabby!

**Wally Cleaver** · August 27th, 2002, 08:36 AM

If weak stick ever hit ten triples at any level i will come out to LA and kiss your A$$$ [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

As for the rest of your projected numbers you forgot 108 K"S, ZERO HOMERS, 27 RIBBIES an impressive .297 OBA good for a 638OPS [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] Alot of K"S for a singles hitter who has yet to drive in a run since July 31st 2002 and counting. I believe Macdonald's homerless streak is approaching Wil Corderos from last season [img]eek.gif[/img]

Sorry Swanny, John MacDonald is strictly a utilty infielder. Anyone with those putrid numbers has no business playing everyday no matter how well he fields. A .240-.250 hitter with less than a 300 OBA who strikes out at an alarming rate for a singlers hitter is a liabilty offensively. No speed ZERO Power nor capable of driving in runs is a joke. Little smurf MacDonald will however take his customary utilty role next season as my Boy Brandon Phillips a real talent takes over at secondbase. The Johnny Bobbleheads will be in mourning next year [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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**UK Tribe** · August 27th, 2002, 11:17 AM

Me thinks the point is missed.

Johnny mac is better VALUE than Ricky G's $4m per contract. Especially for a non contending team.

**Alex** · August 31st, 2002, 01:15 AM

Here's another oddball stat. Johnny Mac gets a double or triple every 13.8 at bats! the best on the team for anyone with over a 100 at bats.

Combined with his batting average, which is higher than the team's batting average, and his excellent defense and low contract, he does not harm this team in any way.

**The RotoTribe** · August 31st, 2002, 01:15 PM

McDonald is a good role player. I think he's better than Cabrera was. But he's not a regular. He can give guys a day off and come in a as a fielding upgrade late in the game. I think he's a keeper, but not a starter.

**Wally Cleaver** · August 31st, 2002, 08:17 PM

I hate Macdonald even more since he is a Union Punk! I hate Labor Punks! The Unions have ruined this country anyway! More money and less work you bunch of puss bags! Big Labor takes money out of my pay check every week!